From the recording Stomping Grounds

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Fake ID To AARP © Denis Loiseau

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About those inevitable moments in life that let you know you're aging. Arrrgh.

Lyrics

Fake ID To AARP
 
The girl at the motel reception desk looked up from my photo ID

She said there’s a ten percent discount with AAA or AARP
Man that’s a far cry from high school when the bouncer at the late show
Was holding my stolen license as I swallowed the lump in my throat
 
From a Fake ID to AARP

How did this happen to me?

From a school kid trying to speed up the clock

To an old man who can’t make it stop
 
When my days are done and I’m standing at the gates of the promised land

And St. Peter looks down upon me I hope I have the right card in my hand
 
From a Fake ID to AARP

How did this happen to me?

From a school kid trying to speed up the clock

To an old man who can’t make it stop

From a Fake ID to AARP

How did this happen to me?

From a school kid trying to speed up the clock

To an old man who can’t make it stop
© Denis Loiseau